Disclaimer: Not mine, not real. The characters from the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone world belong to J.K. Rowling, not to me. They don't actually do the stuff I say they do. Honestly.

The Immaculate Collection - so called because they're all titled from Madonna songs. Lame, I know, but then I've never claimed to have the best titles.

Whisper Softly To Me - Marcus/Oliver - Oliver finds home, and loses it. Part one of three.

Standing Still In Time - Marcus/Oliver - Marcus wants. Part two of three.

Settle For The Thrill - Marcus/Oliver - The sparrow falls. Part three of three. Remixed by Greenie for the Remix/Redux III multifandom remix challenge.

When I Start To Make You Nervous - Oliver, mostly, with a side of Marcus - Oliver isn't like other boys. Remixed by Pogrebin for the Rescribo remix challenge.

Lesson Learned In Time - Seamus/Dean - Seamus knows there's only one way to find out. I abandon my Marcus/Oliver mandate for the Mistletoe Magic Secret Santa challenge.

About The Z-Axis - Marcus/Terence, Marcus/Oliver, Oliver/Marcus/Terence - basically, Marcus gets laid a lot. I swear I had nothing to do with this. My fingers slipped on the keyboard. Also, read the commentary, sort of like the director's commentary track on a DVD.

Evitar (The Uncertainty / Local Inversion Mix) - Harry/Draco - the future isn't quit so bleak as Draco thinks. I again abandon my mandate (is this becoming a trend?) for a challenge -- this time the Rescribo remix challenge.

Tied With Silken Ribbon (The Between White And Gray Mix) - Harry/Draco - Harry's not so pure; Draco's not so reformed. I write H/D for yet another challenge -- the Remix/Redux III multifandom remix challenge.

Dust (The Thicker Than Water Mix) - Percy - Percy always pressed his robes, always kept his wand nearby, and never stopped caring for his family. Percy gen for the Remix/Redux III multifandom remix challenge.

Pillar Of Strength - Harry/Neville (ish) - Harry finds his in an unexpected place. for Sandy

Secrets - "Bill"/"Percy" - Polyjuice fic; a little porn, a little mindfuckery. Written for Florahart's Polyjuice Brothel Challenge.

In Triplicate - Harry/other male characters - Polyjuice porn, pretty much. I really want to give away the pairings (multiple), but you really just have to read it.

Gratitude - Oliver/Cedric - The rewards of meaningful competition. For the Mistletoe Magic Secret Santa challenge.